Do you take the time to make sure your corpse boyfriend's room has a tempature monitor in it to decrease the heavy weight of decomposition's merciless agnozing pursuit of taking the one you love away? The dead can't say meaningless words such as "Why are you doing this to me? What the fuck is this place? Where am I?" No living being or corpse should be given the power to make you feel powerless! Take a few names off your hitlist! You'll find we all have a little more in common and a little less in common when we're buried six feet under! Every experience you have can change you and the world for the better!
Play this film in a psych ward and I promise you that they'll be 50 suicides by morning! Look at the world around us. Does this feel familiair? Well, stick around until the end and you might feel just a little bit better after they let you out of suicide watch! The movie completes with a love story, which is just right for this special edition of Necrophilian Hearse Drivers. Watch this film with your significant other, scare the fuck out of them and make them worry about your mental state or the state of the world. It all depends on who you're.
Love is love, right?
Can the soul really get this depraved? This is one of many tales seeking to dig under the conscious layer of the psyche into depravity, spite, and desperation! Where's Carl Jung's grave when you need to do some diggin'?
Slut-hatin' maids ferment bodies in giant Winnie The Pooh style honey jars.
Unfortunately, censorship laws would not allow me to place the original music video here. Always remember. Don't let society brainwash you and don't become a police officer.
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS WIFE KILLIN' ANTHEM.
P.S: She's totally just jealous of your cocaine. Maybe she was sniffing it with your coworker Timothy. Maybe she was cheating? You have no evidence for this hunch? VCR SMASH! ASK QUESTIONS LATER! Smile wide for the camera and maybe you'll get a mugshot as great as the ones comin' from The Firefly Family! You might even end up on MugshotShawtys!
Whether you're putting "Just Married" on the license plate or "Just Buried"
May you live happily ever after!
THEY REALLY WILL LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL THE DAY THEY GET ARRESTED FOR NECROPHILIA! CALL 666-666-6666 TO DIAL THE NUMBER TO THE NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS EMPORIUM AND MEET COLD DEAD SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! TRUE LOVE IS WAITING FOR YOU! CERTAINTLY LEGAL NECROPHILIAN ACTS WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS! MEET NOW!
People with no pulse are bad at saying no. That line about cutting too deep? Tried, tested, and true!
A little French Canadian tune for when the world ends or when you defeat Legate Lanius!
WIHTIKOW: What got you interested in the underground music community?
SLUMLORDTOBY: Just YouTube. I remember what really pushed me into it, I saw, you know Edward Skeletrix?
WIHTIKOW: Yeah.
SLUMLORDTOBY: “Yeah. I saw the music video for 'zosix GET OUt !' by Edward Skeletrix. I was listening to normieslop before that and it blew my mind that people could make something like that.”
WIHTIKOW: What are your biggest inspirations?
SLUMLORDTOBY: I can’t even lie, it started out on some Sematary shit. I love Sematary. I like how he structures his music. He's really good at creating hooks. I’d say Sematary, Edward Skeletrix and I’m a really big fan of Nokia Angel. I really like Stay Cold by Nokia Angel.
WIHTIKOW: What was the process behind making your first song?
SLUMLORDTOBY: Oh my god, that was some TRASH. I had a Blue Snowball mic. And I just figured out how to put it into FL Studio. I was looking up samples on YouTube and just putting them in there, I made this shitty ass song but it was fun!
WIHTIKOW: What is your favourite animal?
SLUMLORDTOBY: There’s these little nasty animals called an Aye-Aye, he’s got this gruesome face and these long big fingers, I like all ugly animals. Who’s really gonna say my favourite animal is a tiger? That’s just some basic ass shit.
WIHTIKOW: What are your favourite movies? Do you have any recomendations for the people?
SLUMLORDTOBY: One is True Romance with Christian Slater in it. I think it was made by Quentin Tarantino. I love how everybody dresses in it. There’s some action but it’s just enough action. I can’t even lie, action movies are boring as shit. But it's got just enough action. Also Party Monster. I saw that one four years ago. It’s got Seth Green and Macauly Culkin They’re trying to play gay characters and it’s really shit but I like it. Oh, and Jawbreaker 2. That’s another one of my favourites. Lemme put these young kids onto these movies, Twilight, Mean Girls, Clueless. There’s this movie, it has Steve Carrell, Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling in it.
WIHTIKOW: Crazy Stupid Love?
SLUMLORDTOBY: That's it!
WIHTIKOW: What is one piece of advice you'd pass down to aspiring musicians?
SLUMLORDTOBY: “I’d say, just get in there. Even if you don’t know how to do it, just throw yourself in it. It’s the best way to learn. Just throw yourself in and adapt. Don’t tell yourself, “I gotta get in the studio. I gotta make this.” That ruins all of the fun, and then your music is trash. Just get in there and have fun.
WIHTIKOW: What do you want your life to be like when you are 86 years old?
SLUMLORDTOBY: I’d want an army of little dogs. Like a bunch of hairless chihuahuas. I want to be in a dessert. Out on my porch smoking cigarettes. I wanna get married. A lady that has had the same experiences as me, we’ll just smoke cigarettes on our porch together.”
The mysterious Devilish twin sisters originating from Vancouver, Canada! Horror directors and actresses that are ahead of their time and equally as smart as they are beautiful. THE BELOVED CREATORS OF AMERICAN MARY!