NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS: VOLUME #2

I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I'M ARRESTED FOR NECROPHILIA!

Do you take the time to make sure your corpse boyfriend's room has a tempature monitor in it to decrease the heavy weight of decomposition's merciless agnozing pursuit of taking the one you love away? The dead can't say meaningless words such as "Why are you doing this to me? What the fuck is this place? Where am I?" No living being or corpse should be given the power to make you feel powerless ! take a few names off your hitlist! You'll find we all have a little more in common and a little less in common when we're dead. Every experience you have can change you and the world for the better!

FALLING IN LOVE, NECROPHILIA, AND STRANGE NOISES FROM THE BASEMENT!!!

IDIOCRACY 2006

THE AGE OF AI AND THE DOWNFALL OF LITERACY

Play this film in a psych ward and I promise you that they'll be 50 suicides by morning! Look at the world around us. Does this feel familiair? Well, stick around until the end and you might feel just a little bit better after they let you out of suicide watch! The movie completes with a love story, which is just right for this special edition of Necrophilian Hearse Drivers. Watch this film with your significant other, scare the fuck out of them and make them worry about your mental state or the state of the world. It all depends on who you're.

Love is love, right?

MY BLOODY VALENTINE 2009

How depraved can the spirit can really get? This is one of many tales seeking to dig under the conscious layer of the human psyche into depravity, spite, and desperation! Where's Carl Jung when you need him?

THE NECROPHILIAN HEARSE RADIO STATION

Donkey-Boy by Ghost Mountain ft. Olan Monkt - For those who hate where they live but love the person they're with.

Let's kick this hauntingly lovely Valentine's Day setlist with songsong so sickingly sweet you'll feel like you've overdosed on carnival cotton candy and alkyl nitrite inhalants.The music video stars Buckshot and Jordan Hubert. Buckshot has his own discography of music that's worth going through.

Fruit Twist by missink - For the ladies, Queens and baddies who just can't be told what to do.

missink is a rapper originating from the United Kingdom, she offers something refreshing to rap I have not seen in awhile. A new persepective, a motivation driven with purpose. She is here to change the game and break standards. Her flow and delivery never fail to impress me. I highly reccomend checking out the rest of her discography if this one isn't quite your fruit jam or twist.

feelz by Lil Peep - For the stalkers.

WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS RAPPED ABOUT ON THIS BEAT.

Haunt Me by Angels on Acid - For those wanting to kill their ex.

WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS PSYCHOTIC GOTHIC BREAKUP SONG.

Perfect Wife by Amigo The Devil - For when your wife finds your cocaine.

Unfortunately, censorship laws would not allow me to place the original music video here. Always remember. Don't let society brainwash you and don't become a police officer.

WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS WIFE KILLIN' ANTHEM.

P.S: She's totally just jealous of your cocaine. Maybe she was sniffing it with your coworker Timothy. Maybe she was even cheating? You have no evidence for this hunch? CHOKE FIRST! ASK QUESTIONS LATER! Smile wide for the camera and maybe you'll get a mugshot as great as one comin' from The Firefly Family! You might even end up on Mugshot Babes!

My Wife and my Dead Wife by Robyn Hitchcock & The Egpytians - Just married after your prison release!

Aww, how romantic. You can be together until the day you get arrested for necrophilia!