Do you take the time to make sure your corpse boyfriend's room has a tempature monitor in it to decrease the heavy weight of decomposition's merciless agnozing pursuit of taking the one you love away? The dead can't say meaningless words such as "Why are you doing this to me? What the fuck is this place? Where am I?" No living being or corpse should be given the power to make you feel powerless! Take a few names off your hitlist! You'll find we all have a little more in common and a little less in common when we're buried six feet under! Every experience you have can change you and the world for the better!
Play this film in a psych ward and I promise you that they'll be 50 suicides by morning! Look at the world around us. Does this feel familiair? Well, stick around until the end and you might feel just a little bit better after they let you out of suicide watch! The movie completes with a love story, which is just right for this special edition of Necrophilian Hearse Drivers. Watch this film with your significant other, scare the fuck out of them and make them worry about your mental state or the state of the world. It all depends on who you're.
Love is love, right?
Can the soul really get this depraved? This is one of many tales seeking to dig under the conscious layer of the psyche into depravity, spite, and desperation! Where's Carl Jung's grave when you need to do some diggin'?
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS PSYCHOTIC GOTHIC BREAKUP SONG.
Unfortunately, censorship laws would not allow me to place the original music video here. Always remember. Don't let society brainwash you and don't become a police officer.
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS WIFE KILLIN' ANTHEM.
P.S: She's totally just jealous of your cocaine. Maybe she was sniffing it with your coworker Timothy. Maybe she was even cheating? You have no evidence for this hunch? CHOKE FIRST! ASK QUESTIONS LATER! Smile wide for the camera and maybe you'll get a mugshot as great as one comin' from The Firefly Family! You might even end up on Mugshot Babes!
Whether you're putting "Just Married" on the license plate or "Just Buried"
May you live happily ever after!
THEY REALLY WILL LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL THE DAY THEY GET ARRESTED FOR NECROPHILIA! CALL 666-666-6666 TO DIAL THE NUMBER TO THE NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS EMPORIUM AND MEET COLD DEAD SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! TRUE LOVE IS WAITING FOR YOU! CERTAINTLY LEGAL NECROPHILC ACTS WITHIN IN A 10 MILE RADIUS! MEET NOW!
The mysterious Devilish twin sisters originating from Vancouver, Canada! Horror directors and actresses that are ahead of their time and equally as smart as they are beautiful. THE BELOVED CREATORS OF AMERICAN MARY!