In this special edition of Necrophilian Hearse Drivers, "I'll Love You Until The Day I'm Arrested for Necrophilia!" Released on Valentine's Day, 2026.
We will go over gore, ghosts and what it means to love one another.
I see that you have come back for another edition. Did the first issue not scare you enough? Are you a masochist, or a sadist...? The findings in this issue are best suited for terrifying or terrified eyes... So fasten your seatbelts or don't. If you're in the mood to play Russian Roulette!
Now you might tell me, "Who are you? What the fuck is this? Why are you writing all of this? Well, look in the mirror because you're the one readin' it. We're all hypocrites. For example, we at Necrophilian Hearse Drivers sell packaged 'Meat' from unknown origins! What kind of meat you ask? That's for us to know... Ol' McDonald did the same thing, so what if you swore you heard screamin' and "God, please no." coming from the Farm House? Just ignore it!
Play this film in a psych ward and I promise you that they'll be 50 suicides by morning! Look at the world around us. Does this feel familiair? Well, stick around until the end and you might feel just a little bit better after they let you out of suicide watch! The movie completes with a love story, which is just right for this special edition of Necrophilian Hearse Drivers. Watch this film with your significant other, scare the fuck out of them and make them worry about your mental state or the state of the world. It all depends on who you're.
Love is love, right?
Let's kick this hauntingly lovely Valentine's Day setlist with a song so sickingly sweet you'll feel like you've overdosed on carnival cotton candy and alkyl nitrite inhalants.
missink is a rapper originating from the United Kingdom, she offers something refreshing to rap I have not seen in awhile. A new persepective, a motivation driven with purpose. She is here to change the game and break standards. Her flow and delivery never fail to impress me. I highly reccomend checking out the rest of her discography if this one isn't quite your fruit jam or twist.
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS RAPPED ABOUT ON THIS BEAT.
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS PSYCHOTIC GOTHIC BREAKUP SONG.
Unfortunately, censorship laws would not allow me to place the original music video here. Always remember. Don't let society brainwash you and don't become a police officer.
WARNING: NECROPHILIAN HEARSE DRIVERS INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHARGES ADDED TO YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IF YOU REPEAT ANY OF THE ACTIONS SUNG ABOUT IN THIS WIFE KILLIN' ANTHEM.
P.S: She's totally just jealous of your cocaine. Maybe she was sniffing it with your coworker Timothy. Maybe she was even cheating? You have no evidence for this hunch? CHOKE FIRST! ASK QUESTIONS LATER! Smile wide for the camera and maybe you'll get a mugshot as great as one comin' from The Firefly Family! You might even end up on Mugshot Babes!
Aww, how romantic. You can be together until the day you get arrested for necrophilia!
Bo Burnham has said this song was made to expose the pop star industry's manipulation and explotation of girls and women's need to feel love. I will say this is not exclusive to women and girls. But the sentiment remains the same. Hearthrob pop stars only lead us into a vicious cycle of loneliness. A coperation does not give a fuck about whether or not this vicious cycle of replacing true love for quick hits of dopamine and serotonin, they only care about what's in your wallet, not your heart!
Mad at your girl? Mad at the world? BLAST THIS RAP BEAT FROM BIG GUCCI SOSA THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS AND GET THAT SPEEDING TICKET YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BRAG ABOUT!
If you haven't been listening or reading closely enough to the setlist. It isn't about the day you choose to love someone on, whether they're alive or dead but it's about the meaning behind the effort you put into those you love. Coperations used to allow people to take days off on this holiday, now most of you might be working tonight. You might be reading this on break. Can just one day really define the defition of love? Ask yourself this. If you have no one by your side today. Know that your time is coming and someone will love and appreciate you and all of your eccentrities someday. No day or person should be given the power to make you feel depressed or lonely. It's how the world manipulates all of us into wishing we could just give up. Endless comparison tonight? Use that energy to build yourself up and gain the confidence to meet new people. You'll find we all have a little more in common and little less in common than you think. Every experience you have can change you and the world for the better. Keep smiling, beautiful! (: